Sparky

$10.00

Meet Sparky, your new puppy pal! This gorgeous Dalmatian has a pattern that would make anyone jealous, but you needn’t make a coat out of this guy when you could have him ride your shoulder instead! Plus, look how small he is. What, do you want a coat for ants? You’d probably need like 100 more of him to even consider making that work, and quite frankly, that’s absurd. If you settle for friendship, Sparky will have your back through thick and thin! Just don’t ask him his opinions on fashion. He doesn’t have anything against fashion itself, but once you get this little Diva started, he will not stopping about his very strong opinions on fast fashion and the industry as a whole. If you also have a general distain for both capitalism and hyper consumerism, consider adopting this little guy to really Spark up your life!

Meet Sparky, your new puppy pal! This gorgeous Dalmatian has a pattern that would make anyone jealous, but you needn’t make a coat out of this guy when you could have him ride your shoulder instead! Plus, look how small he is. What, do you want a coat for ants? You’d probably need like 100 more of him to even consider making that work, and quite frankly, that’s absurd. If you settle for friendship, Sparky will have your back through thick and thin! Just don’t ask him his opinions on fashion. He doesn’t have anything against fashion itself, but once you get this little Diva started, he will not stopping about his very strong opinions on fast fashion and the industry as a whole. If you also have a general distain for both capitalism and hyper consumerism, consider adopting this little guy to really Spark up your life!

Sparky was originally a TY Beanie Baby named Sparky. He may or may not be considered semi-rare? It’s unclear, but the real rarity is the level of loyalty this lil guy possesses! He doesn’t have the same feel as your average TY brand beanie baby due to needing stuffing to keep the magnet in his tummy in place. While he does have some beans (Poly-fil pellets) in his tummy, most are isolated to just his feets. Sparky comes with a magnet in his tummy and a magnet in a pouch that can go under your shirt on your shoulder to allow for hands free snuggling! It will also keep him in place for your many adventures! PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU CANNOT EAT MAGNETS AND LIVE. DO NOT GIVE SPARKY TO SOMEONE WHO MAY EAT MAGNETS. IF SOMEONE EATS MAGNETS THEY ARE PROBABLY GONNA DIE AND THEN THE CAPITALISTS WIN. DON’T LET THE CAPITALISTS WIN, SPARKY WILL BE DEVASTATED D:

DISCLAIMERS: All stuffed animals are thoroughly cleaned by being de-stuffed, washed multiple times with dawn and then once with a fabric softener, and temporarily left in the sun to dry before they finish the process indoors. He was refurbished in a smoke-free home with pets. If you have any questions about Sparky or any other available plushie, you can reach out to me at secondchancesquared@gmail.com!